Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria

Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them.

”It has been a long time since I have been in studio with my colleagues,” said former failed politician turned Sky News contributor Cory Bernardi. ”I just can’t wait to be in the same room with all the white people.”

”It’s very exciting, I’d almost thank Dan Andrews if I didn’t plan on spending the rest of the year blaming him for anything and everything.”

When asked why the niche news network was gearing itself more towards the extreme right side of politics, the failed politician turned commentator Bernardi said: ”Sky News viewers are a very broad church.”

”We have everyone from Trump supporters, to Nazi’s and even QAnon believers. Our 6 supporters represent a good snapshot of modern day Australia.”

Mark Williamson


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