Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell.
”This is a very exciting time for the network what with the Cardinal giving us the exclusive interview,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”To be fair it’s the least he could do after all, Andrew Bolt alienated a lot of our audience in defending the Cardinal.”
”Was a tough time there for a few months trying to draw an audience whilst also defending an alleged pedophile.”
When asked why Cardinal Pell would give an exclusive interview to such a low rating station, the Spokesperson said: ”Well besides Andy Bolt’s undying loyalty, maybe he’s using us to workshop material for when the bigger networks come a calling.”
”Or maybe he just doesn’t want anyone to see his interview, after all he is heading towards retirement.”
Bolt’s interview with George Pell will air at 7 pm Tuesday on Sky News.
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