Australia’s leading pedophile defender Andrew Bolt is incensed at the ABC, claiming that the National Broadcaster had somehow hacked into the Herald Sun newspaper and planted a story about Cardinal Pell being investigated by the police on the front page.
”How dare the ABC do this?!” screeched Bolt. ”I don’t know how they did this, but rest assured I will find out how and make them pay.”
”Poor Cardinal Pell! When will this persecution stop?”
When asked why he blamed the ABC for the Herald Sun’s story, Bolt said: ”Of course it has to be the ABC! You don’t think the Herald Sun would do some actual investigative journalism?!”
”I think it’s time for the Government to once and for all end the ABC. Maybe they could sell it to a responsible citizen like Gina Rinehart or Rupert Murdoch.
“Someone who will put it on the right path.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join the Cardinal on the House Party app, to celebrate his release.”
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Satire noted, but that said, who is the “pedophile” that Australia’s leading pedophile defender is defending?