After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Shane Warne
PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Australia’s Hopes For Ashes In Ruins After Bunnings UK Shuts Down
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
Nation Shocked To Discover Casino Linked To Criminality
Two days on from a 60 Minutes expose and the Australian nation is still reeling from the unprecedentedly shocking news that a casino has been linked to criminal elements. Every single Australian who missed the ABC Four Corners report on… Read More ›
Friends Amazed By Bald Guy’s Uncanny Resemblance To Other Bald Guy
Close friends of a follically challenged shire man have noted that he looks spookily like another bald guy they see around the place. “I swear Gerry and this other guy could be twins,” said Sutherland car horn detailer Ben Weatherby… Read More ›
Cricket Pay Negotiations End In Draw After Five Days
The dispute between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association has ended with no result after five days of grueling negotiations, much to the satisfaction of the game’s purists. “After five long days of passionate effort from both sides we… Read More ›
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