The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Labor leader Anthony Albanese to ask him what the measurement’s are for the Opposition leader’s office.
”I called Anthony and just wanted to know how big his office is, as in 7 weeks time I want to be sure that all my stuff fits in there,” said he who can’t be named. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts I have quite a spacious office so not sure if I can fit it all in an Opposition leader’s office.”
”If not, then I’m sure one of my many underlings will be happy to give me their office space.”
When asked why he was focused on office space post-election rather than the campaign itself, the Dark Lord said: ”Well, I’m not leader so I am free to do my own bidding.”
”Besides, it’s always good to have a contingency plan. If Scott, err, ScoMo wins then I already know how big his offices are.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s going to be a long 7 weeks, so I might go and relax by strangling a few litters of puppies.”
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