The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Labor leader Anthony Albanese to ask him what the measurement’s are for the Opposition leader’s office. ”I called Anthony and just wanted to know how big his office is, as in 7… Read More ›
Voting
PM Declares Voters Will Need ID To Vote, Unless They Are A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust. ”We need to do all we can… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s NSW Election Predictions
With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting
Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Loses Family Vote Over What To Watch On TV
The Prime Minister has received a further setback after being forced to watch The Block after losing the vote over what the family would be watching on Sunday night. “Normally me, the dog and the butler form a voting bloc… Read More ›
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