With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
Voting
Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting
Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Loses Family Vote Over What To Watch On TV
The Prime Minister has received a further setback after being forced to watch The Block after losing the vote over what the family would be watching on Sunday night. “Normally me, the dog and the butler form a voting bloc… Read More ›
NSW Election Ballot Papers Officially Halal Certified
The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›
