PM Declares Voters Will Need ID To Vote, Unless They Are A Blind Trust

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust.

”We need to do all we can to make Australia great again,” said the PM. ”What better way to do that than to ensure we know who is actually voting!”

”Of course those who donated to the blind trust deserve to have their privacy protected.”

When asked why he was seemingly making an issue over voting when there was no evidence of it being an issue, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Don’t you watch Fox news?”

”Anyway, am off to Glasgow. How good is that?!”

”Any more questions – go ask the acting PM Barnaby Joyce. But I warn you, don’t bring up the bonk ban or you’ll be there for hours!”

Mark Williamson


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