American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
A court has awarded Donald, a New York City monkey, full copyright to a selfie that he accidentally snapped in a landmark animal rights decision. “I handed my camera to Donald when he became interested in how shiny it was,”… Read More ›
When news broke that Australian citizen Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s had been deported from the United States filtered through to The Daily Telegraph’s offices, columnist Miranda Devine begun weeping with joy and shouting: “There is a God, yes, there is a God!” “I need… Read More ›
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
One Nation Senator and self-confessed Vladimir Putin fangirl Pauline Hanson has extended an invitation to the Russian President to come to Australia and join her in a measles party. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson explained in full her invite,… Read More ›
Ambassador Joe Hockey has proudly announced that the first episode of his new cable TV show about Australian US friendship will focus on the time the American poisoned Pharlap. “I couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate 100 years… Read More ›
