Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust. ”We need to do all we can… Read More ›
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Craig Kelly Appoints Himself Australia’s Minister For Science PM Does Not Dispute The Claim
The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the week since posting the announcement Australia’s PM, Scotty from marketing has not disputed the claim. ”The… Read More ›
Christensen Tells ScoMo Make Me The Ambassador To The Philippines And I’ll Drop The Trump Posts
The Government’s member for Manilla George Christensen has told his boss Scotty from marketing to make him Australia’s Ambassador to the Philippines and he will cease posting Trump themed conspiracy theories to social media. ”George and his colleague Craig Kelly… Read More ›
‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
Sitting in his underwear swigging from a gin bottle, the man the world knows as “Q” mumbles “I tried, I tried” before bursting into tears again. The secretive founder of the Qanon movement has barely moved from his bedroom since… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Offers To Build Donald Trump A Cubby House
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift. ”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,”… Read More ›
Australians To Vote On Which PMs Will Front New Mount Rushmore Style Monument To Be Carved Into Uluru
The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›
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