ScoMo Tells The Girls It’s Only 40 Campaign Days Till Christmas

Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas.

”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those chances to have your photo taken with Santa.”

”Not to mention the News Corp Christmas party, let me tell you that does get a little crazy.”

When asked why he was on the campaign trail given that an election has not been called, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”People want to see their PM out on the hustings. Whether it be getting a haircut, in hi vis or even getting his haircut whilst wearing hi vis.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to make hay whilst the sun shines or in this case take photos whilst the light holds.”

Mark Williamson


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