Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia.
”It’s been a tough time for a lot of Australians what with covid, the bushfires before it and now a new batch of bushfires to deal with,” said Prime Minister Scotty from marketing. ”So, I’m calling on my colleagues particularly those in charge of the Hawaiian borders to start opening up.”
”As open borders will allow for Australian families, maybe a husband with a wife named Jen and a couple of kids to get away from the stress of it all to Hawaii for a few weeks.”
When asked why he was so keen to get borders open and seemingly take a holiday rather than focusing on the pandemic, the Prime Minister said: ”It’s not like I hold a test tube and make vaccines is it?”
”I am here doing my job for not only myself but for all Australians. Be it those hard working tradies who want to head off to Bali to let their hair down. Or those even harder working tradies who want to take the wife and kids to Hawaii. For all those tradies I am there for you.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some business to take care of at my second office, Engadine Maccas.”
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