Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his advisors to not worry too much about a fall in polling as it’s simply Australian’s being sick of him cooking curries instead of a more simple dish like spag bol.
”The Prime Minister is relatively calm after seeing the polling numbers last night,” said a Parliamentary Insider. ”He didn’t panic and do anything rash like sack the Minister for Aged Care, instead he simply told his advisors to set up the camera and get him the ingredients to cook a spag bol.”
”He also did ask them to grab some meat and three veg just in case the spag bol doesn’t fly.”
When asked why the PM was so sure that his social media cooking posts were to blame for a fall in the polls rather than his actions on areas like aged care or border control, the Insider said: ”It’s always easier to blame the foreigners, I mean let’s face it curries aren’t everyone’s dish of choice.”
”Whereas everyone loves a good spag bol and fixing a spag bol is a heck of a lot easier than fixing up the aged care sector.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to drop by Engadine Maccas, the PM said he left something there for me.”
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