Sky News Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Rise Up Against The Lockdown


Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown.

”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,” said Sky News’ Chief spear thrower convicted racist Andrew Bolt. ”How dare this regime put people’s health ahead of Sam Newman’s freedom to play golf.”

”I’m sure my many viewers will not stand for this, let Sam play golf.”

When asked for comment on Sky News’ viewers plans to rally, a Victorian Police spokesperson said: ”We usually discourage anyone who encourages others to break the law. However, in the case of Sky News it really is shouting in to the void.”

”As looking at how many viewers they attract I’m not sure that anyone is actually watching let alone listening.”

”However, if anyone does take to the streets to rally whether it’s two or even three people then we will come after you.”

Mark Williamson


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