With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the move, as long as he is travelling on a one-way ticket.
”Ah, look it does seem a bit of one rule for some and another rule for the rest but in the grand scheme of things if it gets rid of him for good then I can live with that,” said Northern Beaches Tradie Johnno. ”Heck, maybe we can see if he’ll take Kevin Rudd or Sam Dastyari with him.”
The news of Mr Abbott’s move overseas is seen as a stroke of genius from current Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing.
”The last decade of Australian politics has been rife with sniping, back stabbing and in-fighting,” said Parliamentary Observer Peter Poll. ”If the current Prime Minister can rid the country of the main protagonists like Mr Abbott, then who knows how long he will reign.”
”It does seem that he has also managed to rid the country of the Opposition leader as well, has anyone heard from him lately?”
Mark Williamson
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