The Coalition’s candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves has made a rare media appearance to condemn the Prime Minister, the man who selected her for her seat, for choosing to identify as a Bulldozer. ”What sort of example is the Prime… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells The PM: End The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Campaign In Wentworth
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
PM Tells Those Criticising His Candidate For Warringah To Be More Tolerant
Acting Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has defended his controversial candidate for Warringah and their abhorrent anti-trans gender views by calling for those who oppose her to show some tolerance. ”The people of Australia are sick of people who are… Read More ›
ScoMo In Talks With Elf On A Shelf To Run In Warringah
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is close to convincing children’s toy Elf On A Shelf to run at the next Federal Election in the seat of Warringah. “How good is Elf… Read More ›
Voices Of Wagga Throw Their Support Behind Gladys’ Run For Warringah
Community action group Voices of Wagga have thrown their support behind former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s potential run for the seat of Warringah, located on Sydney’s North Shore. ”Go for it, Gladys! The people of Wagga are right behind you… Read More ›
Gladys Says: ”Vote For Me Warringah, And The Streets Of Wagga Will Flow With Gold”
Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised the people of Warringah that should they vote for her in the upcoming Federal election she will work around the clock to ensure that the streets of Wagga are paved with gold. ”The… Read More ›