Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has spoken of his wish that incarcerated Cardinal George Pell will soon be free to enter the world and touch others as he has done so in the past. “I don’t wish to say… Read More ›
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ScoMo Appoints Craig Kelly As Minister In Charge Of Guarding The Bee
Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›
Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change
The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes Piers Pressure Will Get Him Across The Line In Warringah
Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
ScoMo Reveals Extra Budget Funding To Build More Toilets In And Around Engadine McDonald’s
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into Public Toilets
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon his federal colleagues to instigate a Royal Commission into Australia’s public toilet situation. With a particular focus on the number of toilets located in beach side electorates. “We need to get to… Read More ›
