The Coalition’s candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves has made a rare media appearance to condemn the Prime Minister, the man who selected her for her seat, for choosing to identify as a Bulldozer.
”What sort of example is the Prime Minister setting by telling kids that they can be a bulldozer if they chose to be,” said the Captain’s Call Katherine Deves. ”How can young girls compete on the soccer field against a bulldozer.”
”The only thing a bulldozer should be used for is to roll over people whose beliefs you don’t share.”
When asked why she felt targeting vulnerable communities for political gains was justified, the candidate for Warringah said: ”To borrow from my leader the bulldozer, I reject the premise of your question.”
”This country has a lot of problems why Mr Katter was telling me about how many people in North Queensland are being torn apart by crocodiles.”
”Why aren’t the mainstream media covering this?”
”Are they really crocodiles or are people choosing to identify crocodiles?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and inspect the ladies showers to make sure all is what it should be.”
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