Nation’s Real Estate Agents Tell Tenants To Hand Over Their Super Or Else

The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses.

”What a great a way to help our members gain more commissions,” said a Spokesperson for ARSE. ”The last couple of years have been great for our industry but you know, some of our Sydney agents are doing it tough.”

”I heard of one poor agent who was only able to afford a normal toilet in their house renovation instead of a gold plated one, can you imagine?”

When asked what measures they felt the Government could take to fix the housing affordability affordability problem, the ARSE said: ”What problem, houses are very affordable, heck I’ve got five.”

”But, you know maybe the Government does need to do more. Like allowing people to sell their organs to raise money for a deposit.”

”That would be a win win, as young people would get a house and our treasured boomers would have a ready supply of kidneys and livers should they need it.”

Mark Williamson


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