The member for Kennedy has called upon the Government to arrange for a cull of vegans in order to help save the endangered Hog’s Breath Cafe. “It’s all well and good for the Government to be talking about tax cuts… Read More ›
Bob Katter
Katter Launches GoFundMe Campaign To Punch Out A Crocodile
Benevolent Queensland Senator, Bob Katter, has launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money in support of his upcoming battle against a Queensland crocodile. “Well after it worked for Archbishop Folau”, stated a spirited Katter, “I knew the Aussie people would… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
Katter Condemns Fraser Anning For Not Mentioning Crocodiles In His Maiden Speech
Bob Katter has lashed out at his Senator Fraser Anning over his maiden speech to Parliament after the new Senator failed to mention crocodiles at any stage during his speech. “People are angry at Fraser and rightfully so,” said Mr… Read More ›
“We Thought We Were Voting For Mick Fanning” Say The 19 Stoners Who Accidentally Voted For Fraser Anning
All of the 19 voters who voted for Fraser Anning at the last election have admitted that they were high as a kite on top shelf choof when they put a number one in the box next to his name… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
