Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›
As many media outlets and “Royal Watchers” gear up in excitement for Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle, they have been outshone by a larger and more vocal group of enthusiasts. It’s expected that as many as 80% of England’s… Read More ›
Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›
“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
The leader of her majesties most loyal opposition, Ed Miliband, will attempt to recreate the viral success of his unveiling of a cenotaph by holding a last ditch election rally at a crematorium in Surrey. On Sunday, Miliband posed gave… Read More ›
