Scotty From Marketing Tipped To Name Abbott Special Envoy To Aged Care


Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems.

”I won’t confirm or deny that I have been in talks with Tony about playing a role in our aged care industry,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”However, if he were to take on the speculated role, I feel he would do as well in this role as he has in other roles.”

”Sure, we could get someone like Christopher ”the fixer” Pyne to handle the job, but why fix a problem when you can eliminate it.”

When asked on whether he shared Mr Abbott’s view that we should sacrifice the elderly for the economy, Prime Minister Scotty said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”There are many ways to make an omelette, but the one thing in common is that to do so you have to break a few eggs.”

”And I don’t know about you, but if there’s anyone I want in charge of breaking my eggs it’s Tony Abbott.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all this talk of eggs and omelettes has got me hungry, might pop down to Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson


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