Leaked documents have today revealed that the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government plans to put all pensioners on a Harvey Norman gift card form July 1st this year. ”The pension is a form of welfare and people need to remember that,” said a… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tipped To Name Abbott Special Envoy To Aged Care
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›
Weather Almost Hot Enough For Nanna To Take Off Her Cardigan
With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. Just in case she got a chill. Speaking… Read More ›