Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate.

”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs to stop obsessing over his beloved Rabbitohs and start obsessing over the Royals.”

”Like normal people do.”

When asked if he seriously wanted to Australia to waste resources in the middle of a cost of living crisis, Mr Rabbit said: ”Well, uh, huh, huh, the Australian people want the very best for our Royal family.”

”They won’t mind if we sacrifice a new school for a Royal visit, or a new hospital to send a search team to the UK.”

”Things like education and healthcare come and go, but King Charles and the Royals, they’ll be with us forever.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to pick up some supplies for my trip to the UK, I hope Harris farm is still open.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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