Fresh of the success of their ”roast” of John Cleese which featured a who’s that of Australian comedy, Channel 9 has announced that their next roast victim will be former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.
Not only that but the roast will be hosted by former President turned multiple time defendant, Donald Trump.
”The Cleese roast was such a success we almost got 20 viewers, that’s unheard of these days for commercial TV,” said a Channel 9 executive. ”The Kevin Rudd one though will be off the hook, we’ll have 100’s of people watching.”
”And that’ll just be the Nation’s defamation lawyers.”
When asked how they managed to secure former President Trump to host, the Channel 9 executive said:”He really needs the cash at the moment, so it wasn’t that hard.”
”Heck, offer him a bundle of cash and a microphone and you can pretty much get him to do anything.”
”Don’t believe us? Wait till you see our new winter show, Don’s Backyard.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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