Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Launches Into ScoMo Treating Him Like He Was A Female PM
Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has launched into Prime Minister ScoMo in an interview on his show today, going off at the Prime Minister as though he viewed him as a female Prime Minister. “I do humbly apologise to the… Read More ›
Known Misogynist Says Something Misogynistic, Sponsors Unfazed
Known misogynist Alan Jones has again said something misogynistic this time aimed at New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Mr Jones, 78 of Circular Quay called upon Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison to force a sock down Miss Ardern’s throat…. Read More ›
Scott Morrison Lowers Pension Age For Prime Ministers
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
Nationals Call On Expert Knivesperson Shorten To Take Out Joyce
The National party having failed to do it themselves have outsourced the job of knifing their leader Barnaby Joyce to Canberra’s most experienced knifesperson Labor leader Bill Shorten. “We tried to knife Barnaby but when we got to his office… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd’s New Book To Come With Free Set Of Steak Knives
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
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