Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections. ”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks,… Read More ›
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
The National party having failed to do it themselves have outsourced the job of knifing their leader Barnaby Joyce to Canberra’s most experienced knifesperson Labor leader Bill Shorten. “We tried to knife Barnaby but when we got to his office… Read More ›
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
As the Internet teaches us, there are clear cut personality types with their own very real struggles only other members of that type could possibly understand. We’ve read all about the all-too-real struggles of Introverts (the most sensitive people in the Known… Read More ›
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