After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
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Nationals Call On Expert Knivesperson Shorten To Take Out Joyce
The National party having failed to do it themselves have outsourced the job of knifing their leader Barnaby Joyce to Canberra’s most experienced knifesperson Labor leader Bill Shorten. “We tried to knife Barnaby but when we got to his office… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd’s New Book To Come With Free Set Of Steak Knives
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
Six Things To Never Say To A Psychopath
As the Internet teaches us, there are clear cut personality types with their own very real struggles only other members of that type could possibly understand. We’ve read all about the all-too-real struggles of Introverts (the most sensitive people in the Known… Read More ›
Metamucil To Release Commemorative John Howard Blend
Fibre supplement maker Metamucil have announced their plans to release a commemorative John Howard blend onto the market. The move was said to be inspired after hearing about Bob Hawke branded beer. Speaking to The (un)Australian Metamucil CEO Bob Regular… Read More ›
Midnight Oil Accidentally Books Kevin Rudd Instead Of Xavier Rudd As Support Act
Australian rock band Midnight Oil fresh off announcing a new world tour has been left reeling today after learning that instead of booking musician Xavier Rudd as their support act they have instead booked former prime minister Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
