Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate. ”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs… Read More ›
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Lismore Residents Report PM Missing Following His Disappearance
Worried residents of Lismore have filed a missing persons report with the police following the disappearance of the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing during his alleged visit to the town last week. ”I hope he’s alright, floods can be a… Read More ›
Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
Missing PM Prompts George Christensen To Offer To Search For ScoMo In Manila
With reports of Prime Minister Scott Morrison being ‘missing in inaction’ National’s member George Christensen has volunteered to lead the search party and will do so starting in Manila. “When my country needs me I am there,” said the Member… Read More ›
Sydney Airport To Name Baggage Carousel In Honour Of Missing Prime Minister ScoMo
Sydney airport has today announced that they will pay tribute to missing Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison by naming a baggage carousel in his honour. ”In times like these we need to honour those who have served their country and… Read More ›