Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space

Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space.

”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey into Space,” said a Spokesperson for the PM. ”We can say what an achievement it would be to have a PM pictured piloting a ship into space.”

”Could you imagine how many likes a photo like that would get on Facebook, we could break the internet.”

When asked why with over 10 million Australians in lockdown the PM has seemingly disappeared once again allegedly this time into space, the Spokesperson said: ”If the PM were here he’d reject the premise of your question.”

”No one works harder at his image than our dear leader ScoMo. Whether it’s having his picture taken building a chookshed or having his picture taken cooking a curry, when it comes to his image and this country well, he burns for you Australia.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to see about getting the PM onto a podium in Tokyo for an Olympic themed photo shoot.

Mark Williamson


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