Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide
South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›
Man Hiding In Boot Of Car To Sneak Into Rocket Launch In For Nasty Shock
An Australian man who hid himself in the boot of a car driving into Cape Canaveral for the launch of Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket is in for a big surprise when he finally prises open the door. “Couldn’t get… Read More ›
NASA Discovers Planet Containing Enough Potential To Keep Them Funded
Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
Universe Much Smaller Than We Thought As Astronomers Admit To Looking Through Wrong End Of Telescope
The estimated size of the universe has been drastically reduced as the world’s astronomers have embarrassingly admitted that they’ve been staring at space through the wrong end of their telescopes. “When you look through the right end of a telescope… Read More ›
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