With reports of Prime Minister Scott Morrison being ‘missing in inaction’ National’s member George Christensen has volunteered to lead the search party and will do so starting in Manila.
“When my country needs me I am there,” said the Member for Dawson. ”We can’t have our Prime Minister MIA, so I will get straight on the plane and head to Manila to search every strip club and dodgy bar in the city until I find love, er the PM.”
When asked why he thought the Prime Minister would be in Manila of all places, the Member for Dawson said: “Well, I thought where would I head if I’d had as stressful a week as the PM has had.”
“Manilla of course. Now, I know the PM is a man of God so to speak so the last place people would think he would be would be a strip club in the Philippines.”
“However, it’s often the last place we look that we find stuff.”
The PM’s office would not comment on where the PM is currently, other than to say, “Aloha,” when they answered the phone.
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