Former Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott, has demanded that current Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, send the army over to the UK to help track down Princess Kate. ”A strong monarchy makes a strong Australia,” said Mr Rabbit. ”Albo needs… Read More ›
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Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew
Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›
Fixated Persons Unit Investigate Sky News Over Meghan Markle
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Announce New Signing Piers Morgan
Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the network. The network is hoping that Morgan will help the network increase their ratings and… Read More ›
Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19
Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
Princess Anne Adds New Baby To List Of People She Needs Kill To Gain Throne
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›