NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›
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Gladys Berejiklian To Privatise Martin Place Tent City
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian will today put legislation through New South Wales Parliament that will enable her to privatise the homeless people’s tent city that has sprung up in Martin Place. “My job is to provide the best possible outcomes… Read More ›
Second-Homeless Set Up Camp In Mosman Town Square
A group of underprivileged Mosman residents who only own one home have set up a luxury campervan city in the town square demanding the council provides more affordable holiday homes. “Not all of us have complicated trust fund arrangements or… Read More ›
NSW Parliament Security Fail To Recognise Luke Foley Again
“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›
October 11th To Be Known As “National Sorry To The Gambling Industry” Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has issued an an unreserved apology to the state’s gambling operators over his ‘thought bubble’ of closing down the greyhound industry. He has also announced that October 11th will be recognised as “National Sorry To The… Read More ›
NSW Debt Free Following Big Win On The Pokies
The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›
