Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›
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NSW Government To Lower House Prices By Making Sydney Unliveable
The NSW State Government has announced their housing affordability plan which centers around making the State unliveable for those that earn less than $100,000 per year. “Let’s face it the exploding population is leading to the demand for housing to… Read More ›
NSW Premier Promises To Make The Pokies Run On Time
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian To Privatise Martin Place Tent City
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian will today put legislation through New South Wales Parliament that will enable her to privatise the homeless people’s tent city that has sprung up in Martin Place. “My job is to provide the best possible outcomes… Read More ›
Second-Homeless Set Up Camp In Mosman Town Square
A group of underprivileged Mosman residents who only own one home have set up a luxury campervan city in the town square demanding the council provides more affordable holiday homes. “Not all of us have complicated trust fund arrangements or… Read More ›
NSW Parliament Security Fail To Recognise Luke Foley Again
“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›
