Counter staff at an all night service station in Kaniva were startled last night when Jay Weatherill pulled up in a ute and offered to purchase the entire stock of size D batteries. “He cleaned us out of torch batteries… Read More ›
State
Mike Baird Visits Flood Site, Weeps Over Lost Pokies Revenue
Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
NT Government Promises To Hold Plebiscite On Leaving The 21st Century
The Chief Minister of the Northern Territory, Adam Giles, has announced that should the Country Liberal Party win this weekend’s election, they will hold a plebiscite on whether the Territory should pack up and leave the 21st Century. Following the… Read More ›
LNP MPs Crown Professor Bill Louden Winner Of RAW State Final For ‘Classic’ Safe Schools Joke
Western Australian local boy Bill Louden is going to Melbourne to compete in the Melbourne Comedy Festival’s prestigious RAW comedy competition after taking out the state finals on Tuesday night. The professor was a clear favourite with the esteemed judging… Read More ›
Spirit Of Tasmania To Be Renamed Spirit Of Sydney After Crashing Into Melbourne Pier
A campaign to rename the Spirit of Tasmania II, ‘the Spirit of Sydney’, has been successful, with TT-Line Company CEO Bernard Dwyer announcing the name change this afternoon. The crusade sprung into action Wednesday evening after reports that the Spirit… Read More ›
Tourism NSW Launches Campaign To Attract Visiting Muggers To Sydney’s Laneways
Tourism NSW has launched an advertising campaign aimed at attracting more interstate muggers to holiday in Sydney and make use of its dark and dingy laneways. “Sydney’s laneways offer secluded places to lurk and prey upon unsuspecting passersby,” said tourist… Read More ›
