The NSW Upper House has today passed a resolution condemning AFL identity and celebrity head Eddie McGuire for being a ‘continual boofhead’. The motion was moved by Greens MP and pro halal activist Jamie Buckingham in response to McGuires ‘hate… Read More ›
State
Daniel Andrews Pays Barista To Not Make A Coffee
Victoria’s Premier Daniel Andrews is at least $4.29 out of pocket after reaching a deal with The Coffee Emporium to cancel his predecessors daily order. In what could be Victoria’s mostly costly cancelled coffee order ever, the premier revealed on… Read More ›
Tourism QLD Unveils New Slogan
Tourism Queensland says its “Homomphobic One Day, Racist The Next” tagline developed by the state’s police will resonate with both Australian and international visitors, as well as with Queenslanders. Industry analysts agree it will resonate with Queenslanders and possibly West Australians but remain divided… Read More ›
Unpopular Boy Killed In Car Crash
17-year-old John Smith was killed over the weekend when the car the P-plater was driving crashed into a tree. Upon hearing of the accident, his school mates and family rushed to social media to remember, in their words, “an unpopular loser… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That Northern Territory Has Politicians As Well
Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
NSW Labor Suffers Desperate Shortage Of Faceless Party Hacks
The NSW branch of the ALP is in crisis only weeks before the state election due to a lack of the required number of faceless party hacks to fill all the available positions on the ballot papers. “Mate, we could… Read More ›