The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›
Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
The NSW branch of the ALP is in crisis only weeks before the state election due to a lack of the required number of faceless party hacks to fill all the available positions on the ballot papers. “Mate, we could… Read More ›
In a maverick move, Queensland Premier, Campbell Newman, today announced a billion dollar State-wide infrastructure project just two weeks out from a general election. The unexpected announcement is believed to be the first time a scandal-ridden State Government in Australia… Read More ›
Whilst The (un)Australian was on hiatus, NSW Opposition Leader John Robertson resigned after it emerged that he had written a letter in support of Sydney siege perpetrator Man Haron Monis. The resignation stunned New South Wales with its jarring revelation… Read More ›
In the early hours of Tuesday morning in the Sydney CBD, a hostage crises ends in a hail of gun fire, killing three people including the gunman and injuring several others. A dark end to a trying day, a city starts… Read More ›
