Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›
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Courts Tell Victims To Come Back When You Start A Successful Podcast
Courts around Australia have told the Nation’s victims to not bother bringing their cases to them until they have started a successful podcast about the alleged crime committed against them. ”There are a lot cases before the courts but only… Read More ›
News Corp Signs Cardinal Pell As Columnist With Hope That He’ll Touch The Youth Of Australia
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
Most Popular Book Week Costume “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything”
Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›
Peta Credlin’s Viewers, All 3 Of Them Want Her In Parliament
Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›
Sky News To Run A Telethon To Raise Funds For Cardinal Pell
Niche news network Sky News Australia has announced plans to hold a telethon to raise funds for Cardinal Pell’s upcoming legal battles. They’ve asked their viewers, all 6 of them, to please give generously. ”The Cardinal has touched so many,”… Read More ›
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