Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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Trump Tweets ScoMo To Thank Him For The Wristy And Committing To Iran
American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude towards Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the form of a tweet. Thanking the Australian PM for the wristy and the commitment to join him in Iran. “This is an outstanding result… Read More ›
ScoMo Invites Trump To Join Him For A State Dinner At Engadine Macca’s
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›
Sydney Coke Dealer Not Actually That Worried By Welfare Drug Test Plans
In a stunning rebuke to the idea that the Coalition’s proposal of drug testing welfare recipients might reduce use of drugs, a Sydney cocaine dealer The (un)Australian just happened to run into on Saturday night was actually not that worried… Read More ›
Dead Unicorn Found On Parliament House Roof Points To A Return Of The Dark Lord
Canberra’s Parliamentary groundskeeper has reportedly found a deceased Unicorn on the roof of Parliament house with those inside fearful that it indicates a return of the Dark Lord to Canberra. “These are dire times if he who must not be… Read More ›
Joyce Refuses To Pull Out…………….Again
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›
