Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›
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Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›
Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct
In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›
Tasmanian Premier Quits Politics To Spend More Time With His Other Head
Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has resigned saying he wants to spend more time getting to know his other head. “Politics is hard work and I’ve found that I’ve drifted apart from my other head over the past five years,” said… Read More ›
George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
Morrison Banking On Rising Sea Levels To Put The Bushfires Out
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has told colleagues to not worry too much about the bushfires as they will soon be extinguished by rising sea levels caused by climate change. “Yeah Scotty’s not too phased by the bushfires… Read More ›
