The Liberal parties leading propaganda piece The Herald Sun has today alleged that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has links to former American President John F Kennedy’s assassination. The alleged links come despite Premier Andrews having been born in 1972, a… Read More ›
Costume shops all around the country have reported a surge in demand for interim Opposition Leader Peter Dutton themed costumes ahead of this year’s Halloween. “Mate they are flying off the shelf and to be honest I’m glad, as they… Read More ›
The Opposition today are holding emergency meetings with a view to rolling their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and replacing him with an actual potato after Mr Dutton’s woeful budget reply speech. ”It was a long shot to be… Read More ›
Former Minister for health/innovation/finance/industry and occasional part time PM Scott Morrison has used Budget night to ask the country if they miss him yet. ”It’s been awhile since the election and I thought maybe the people of Australia might be… Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
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