Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against the two cave diving Doctors who were awarded the Australian of the year award. Demanding to know why they chose to rescue children from Thailand instead of local Australian children. “I’m sick and… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has announced that they will jail any Australian citizen who does not dress appropriately or celebrate with enough vigor this Australia day. “Look we need to celebrate this great country of ours and we need to do… Read More ›
The Member for Warringah Tony Abbott has been tipped to return to Cabinet as the acting Minister for Women following the unexpected resignation of the current Minister for Women Kelly O’Dwyer. “I will be honoured to take back the reigns… Read More ›
