Banned Australian opening batsman Dave Warner has revealed that he walked off the cricket pitch last weekend after a slips fieldsman taunted him with a heartless call of “more dots than a dalmatian” after he’d played out a maiden over…. Read More ›
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Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)
Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›
Heroic Roosters Fan Watches Entire Grand Final With Broken Chardy Glass
The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant Jeff Jones has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in either of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Warner’s Return To Cricket Sees A Rise In Bunnings Warehouse’s Share Price
Former Australian cricketer David Warner has made his return to club cricket following his suspension for ball tampering and it has resulted in an increase in crowds, plenty of runs (Warner scored 150 odd) and a significant rise in the… Read More ›
NRL Blames Low Finals Attendance On Sub-Par Stadiums
The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night. “Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up… Read More ›
