Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
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Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›
Teary-Eyed Dave Warner Cops Brutal “More Dots Than A Dalmatian” Sledge
Banned Australian opening batsman Dave Warner has revealed that he walked off the cricket pitch last weekend after a slips fieldsman taunted him with a heartless call of “more dots than a dalmatian” after he’d played out a maiden over…. Read More ›
Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)
Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›
Heroic Roosters Fan Watches Entire Grand Final With Broken Chardy Glass
The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant Jeff Jones has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in either of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
