Greens Leader Adam Bandt has called upon the Prime Minister to rename the country as the use of “us” in Australia could be offensive to the chronically single. ”For too long, this country’s single people have been left behind,” said… Read More ›
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Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Government To Put All Pensioners On Harvey Norman Gift Cards
Leaked documents have today revealed that the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government plans to put all pensioners on a Harvey Norman gift card form July 1st this year. ”The pension is a form of welfare and people need to remember that,” said a… Read More ›
Exclusive List Of Budget Winners In Non-Marginal Seats
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ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Using Go Fund Me Cash To Buy Puppies For Strangling
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has defended his decision to use funds raised for Queensland flood relief to purchase puppies to strangle. ”My role is very stressful and I’m sure that the people in my electorate want… Read More ›
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