NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the management of the Sydney Opera House Bistro to add horse meat to the menu. Her decision comes after she read shock jock Alan Jones’ latest cook book. “Horse meat is delicious or so… Read More ›
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Large Wave Looking Forward To Dumping Smug Bastard
A large wave rapidly developing size and strength on an isolated beach on Sydney’s northern shore at 5.30am this morning was looking forward to savagely dumping the smug-looking 40-something man standing waist deep in the water, despite the water being… Read More ›
Au Pair Smugglers Take Note Of Australia’s Soft Stance
International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›
Trump Threatens Mars With Tariffs To Protect America’s Bottled Water Industry
Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
David Leyonhjelm Revealed As Latest Chris Lilley Character
Comedian Chris Lilley has broken character to reveal that Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm is in fact played by the comedian himself dressing up in bald face. “It started as a joke I thought you know I’d run for Senate… Read More ›
One Nation Books Telephone Booth For National Conference
Plans for the upcoming One Nation national conference were thrown into disarray recently as the party struggled to find a telephone booth in regional Australia to hold the conference. “Telstra should be ashamed about the lack of telephone booths left… Read More ›
