Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›
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ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›
ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Gladys And ScoMo Promise That All Marginal Electorates Will Be Vaccinated By Election Time
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022. ”Rest assured… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
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