The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›
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Scomo To Burn All The Coal To Stop It Adding To Global Warming
The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
Country Folk Finally Feel City’s Pain After Wind Blows Traffic Jam Into The Bush
People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon
Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›