Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was… Read More ›
NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›
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