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Software Bug Blamed For Un-filmed Racist Rant On Train
An un-updated iPhone is believed to be responsible for the abuse of a Perth commuter going unrecorded and failing to make internet sensations of the protagonists. Neil Burns who witnessed the incident from several seats away said the Perth confrontation was much… Read More ›
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Budget Leak: Immigration Detainees To Pay Own Way
Plans to introduce a policy whereby illegal boat arrivals must pay for the cost of their own detention has been leaked a few weeks away from announcing the federal budget for 2015-16. The leaked budget documents indicate that under the… Read More ›
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Eastern States Premiers Furious As West Australian Premier Keeps Arriving Two Hours Late For COAG Meetings
The premiers of Victoria and NSW have asked Colin Barnett to please adjust his watch to AET after WA premier once again disrupted Council of Australian Government talks by arriving two hours after the scheduled start. “I get confused. Am… Read More ›
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Demise Of Australian Democrats Leaves The Wishy Washy Softcocks Vote Up For Grabs
Hundreds of wishy washy softcocks have been left disenfrachised after the deregistration of the Australian Democrats due to low membership numbers. “I don’t want to vote Liberal because I didn’t go to a private school and I don’t want to… Read More ›
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Can We Bomb BOM? PM Considers Options As Weather Bureau Goes On Strike
Prime Minister Tony Abbot says nothing is off-limits as the government stares down the decision by CSIRO staff to start industrial action this month. The scientists and related staff join several other public service departments planning to stop work including the… Read More ›
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Turnbull To Model Calvin Klein Underwear
The Abbott government’s communications minister, Malcolm Turnbull, has updated the Register of Members’ Interests to include his recent work in fashion shoots. The federal member for Wentworth had a varied career prior to entering politics, including law, banking and running… Read More ›
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