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• ”This Is My Leader And I’m Very Ambitious For Her,” Says Hastie About Ley

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for Home Affairs, Andrew Hastie, has taken some time out of his day, which was definitely not spent on the phone talking numbers, to tell the press that he is ambitious for his leader Sussan Ley…. Read More ›

• Sky News Calls On It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Get Out And Protest Jacinta Nampijinpa Price’s Sacking

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet. ”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky… Read More ›

• Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, has been forced to flee to communist China to escape the obsessives at News Corp who continue to report his every move, despite the Premier being out of the public spotlight. ”It’s not ideal that… Read More ›

• Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2025 • ( 16 )

  

  Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›

• Sky News Declares Last Weekend’s Race Rallies Proof That The Governor General Needs To Dissolve Parliament

  By theunozblog on 02/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has told their viewers, all 6 of them, that the weekends’s race fuelled rallies were proof that the Governor-General needed to step in and dissolve parliament. ”When we have ten’s of ten’s of people… Read More ›

• Kebab Shops Report Roaring Trade Following Sunday’s Million Morons March

  By theunozblog on 01/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s kebab shops have reported a record breaking day of trade last Sunday, following the million moron anti-immigration marches that were held around the country. ”Mate, what a day, we have sold more kebabs today then we have in the… Read More ›