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Nation Shocked To Learn That Latham Managed To Pull A Root
Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root. News of Mr Latham’s root was revealed in court documents. ”A lot of Australians… Read More ›
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Man On Stress Leave After Trying To Choose A Beer At His Local Bottle-O
Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
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Australian Journo’s Hoping There’s Enough Leftover Beef Wellington Stories To Last Till Next Week
The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Journalists are hoping that there are enough… Read More ›
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“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›
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I’m A Celeb Producers Forced To Recast After Mushroom Killer Conviction
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three… Read More ›
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ABC Staff Offered Counselling After Being Forced To Interview A Government Minister
The ABC has announced that they will offer counselling to all employees after their News Breakfast program was forced to interview a Government Minister instead of their preferred option of an Opposition spokesperson. ”It is indeed a dark day for… Read More ›
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