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Alligator Alcatraz Has Katter Demanding A Crocodile Correctional Centre
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right… Read More ›
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Sydney Trains Warn That Wet Weather Could Cause Delays, Or Improvements, Who Knows
NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea. ”Look,… Read More ›
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Guest Editorial: Tony Abbott’s 6 Point Plan To Save The Coalition
The last election wasn’t the result we were all hoping for, let’s be honest. I’m still stunned that someone as likeable, masculine and, uh, dare I say it, virile as Peter Dutton failed to win over the electorate. Never mind,… Read More ›
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Angus Defends The Coalition’s New Slogan Of ‘No Girl’s Allowed’
The Liberal party’s next leader (spill pending), Angus Taylor, has defended the party’s new slogan of ‘no girls allowed’. ”Look, our party isn’t stuck in the 50’s we just believe that women have a place,” said Angus. ”And that place… Read More ›
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Barnaby Promises To ”Get Behind” The Women Of The Coalition
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get… Read More ›
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Party That Campaigned On Sacking 41,000 Public Servants Pissed That They Will Lose Staff
The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the… Read More ›
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