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Dodgy Dutton Launches Campaign Slogan: Policy Free Since ’03
Gina Rinehart’s hand picked choice for Prime Minister, Dodgy Peter Dutton, is today tipped to launch the Liberal party’s election campaign slogan, ”Policy Free Since ’03.” ”It’s a great slogan that really feeds off of the energy of Kevin ’07… Read More ›
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Australia To Place Retaliatory Tariffs On The Kardashians
The Albanese Government is considering responding to the Trump administration’s tariffs on Australian steel and aluminium by placing a tariff on the Kardashian family. ”We were initially against retaliatory tariffs as the consumer is the one who pays the price,”… Read More ›
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Barnaby Begs Dutton To let Him Loose On The Campaign Trail And He’ll Bring Back The Women
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to take him off the bench and get him back on the campaign trail, claiming that he is the only one able to bring the ladies back… Read More ›
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Dutton Promises Trump Tasmania In Exchange For Tariff Exemption
Gina Rinehart’s favourite politician turned lapdog, Peter Dutton, has reached out to the Trump administration to offer them the state of Tasmania in exchange for tariff exemptions and a shout out on Truth Social. ”The Prime Minister should be ashamed… Read More ›
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Sussan Calls On Trump To Add An Extra F To Australia’s Tariffs
The Coalition’s leading numerologist, Sussan Ley, has called upon American President Donald Trump to add an extra F to the tariffs he has imposed on Australia. ”Whilst tariffs are not ideal it would help in the short term if Donald… Read More ›
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Dodgy Dutton Urges Australians To Give Generously To The Flood Damaged Coalition
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has urged all Australians to dig deep and give generously to the flood damaged Coalition. Who due to cyclone Alfred have had to cancel many fundraising opportunities. ”This cyclone has hit hard, I haven’t… Read More ›
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