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• Taliban Announces Celebratory Sausage Fest To Commemorate Nation Being Girl Germ Free

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban party has announced that the Nation will be holding a celebratory sausage fest to commemorate the country being declared ”girl germ” free. ”Happy days on the streets of Kabul brother,” said a Taliban Spokesperson. ”Finally men can… Read More ›

• Vote For Us Or Linda Will Sue: Coalition Launches New Election Slogan

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda… Read More ›

• Reynolds To Sue $100 Million Powerball Winner Claiming They Deprived Her Of The Winning Ticket

  By theunozblog on 23/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Coalition Senator, Linda Reynolds, has directed her team of lawyers to go after the winner of last night’s $100 million dollar Powerball. Claiming that the she had been deprived of the winning ticket. She also instructed her team of lawyers… Read More ›

• Donald Dutton Pledges To Make Australia White Again

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian opposition leader and aspiring Trump Cosplayer, Donald Dutton, has promised the country that he will do his best to make Australia white again.” ”Anthony Albanese has a lot of hide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean, how dare he… Read More ›

• Party That Can’t Fill Out A Simple Form Wants the Public To Trust Them To Run The Country And Build Nuclear Power Plants

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build… Read More ›

• Dutton Defends Joyce: ”Gina Likes Him So I Like Him.”

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out in defence of his shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, after the member for New England spent parliamentary question time throwing slurs and abuse at the Prime Minister. ”Gina Rinehart thinks very… Read More ›