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Dutton Promises To Abolish The Metric System
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has delivered a speech over the weekend where he pledged to take Australia back to the good old days by abolishing the metric system. ”People are confused and it’s time the Government acted and abolished this… Read More ›
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Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch Doing It
Australia’s 26 million people have spent the morning trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks floating on it but it’s… Read More ›
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Dutton Fumes After Being Asked When His Nuclear Policy Will Be Released
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, was left fuming yesterday after an Australian journalist dared to ask him when his much feted nuclear policy would be released. After the Dark Lord promised to release the details over 12 weeks ago. ”The journalists… Read More ›
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›
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Dutton Stubs His Toe: Puts Out Press Release Condemning Labor Over It
The Opposition’s head hate hydrant, Peter Dutton, has stubbed his toe this morning and immediately put out a press release condemning the Labor Government over it. ”Just what is Labor actually doing to prevent good honest Australian citizens from stubbing… Read More ›
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Paul Murray Promises Anyone Who Switches Their Vote To Dutton A Free Reach Around
Low rating Sky News Australia host, Paul Murray, not to be confused with low rating Sky News Australia hosts, Chris Kenny or Andrew Bolt, has pledged to deliver personally a reach around to any voter who switches their vote from… Read More ›
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