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• Couple With Stroller At Vivid Make 200,000 New Enemies In One Night 

  By theunozblog on 29/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  A Sydney couple have acquired nearly a quarter of a million lifetime enemies as they blithely pushed their eighteen month old around Vivid in a stroller. “God forbid we should have thought this through a tad and maybe gotten a… Read More ›

• Dutton Doesn’t Rule Out Introducing National Service For Those Under 40

  By theunozblog on 27/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out National service in Australia for those aged 40 and under. The move follows UK PM (as of publishing), Rishi Sunak, promising to introduce National service in the UK… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells Cabinet That He’s Taken Angus Taylor Off To ‘Live’ At The Farm

  By theunozblog on 23/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has gathered his cabinet colleagues together to tell them the special news that he has taken the shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor, to the country to ‘live’ on a farm. The move follows Taylor’s disastrous… Read More ›

• Vegans Call For A Ban On The Bunnings Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 21/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Vegans have launched a petition to ban the Bunnings sausage sizzle, claiming the smell of burning flesh combined with the phallic shape of the sausage is off putting and offensive to the community at large. ”It’s time that Bunnings… Read More ›

• Dutton’s Dire Polling Results In Sussan Thinking Of A Lib Sspill

  By theunozblog on 20/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s leading proponent of numerology, Sussan Ley, is speculated to this week be considering mounting a challenge to leader Peter Dutton, following the weekends dire polling results for the Coalition. ”We thought with the media going to town and… Read More ›

• A Nuclear Reactor In Every Backyard, Nan Working Till She Drops & Blame Everything On The Foreigners Dutton’s Vision For Australia

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (as of publishing), Peter Dutton, has released his terrifying vision for the country, should he take the throne from current Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. With the alternative Government planning to put a nuclear reactor in every backyard, have… Read More ›