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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as a former Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we… Read More ›
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Nationals Commit To Bringing Back Leaded Petrol
The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable. ”Australia rest assured… Read More ›
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
In the lead up to Halloween, Author of the Blog ‘The Left Is Not Right’ has warned prospective trick or treaters that wearing orange face as part of a costume is culturally insensitive. “Orange face is a no go,… Read More ›
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Sussan ”SS” Ley Demands To Know The Colour Of The PM’s Underwear
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, release the details of what colour underwear he is wearing on a daily basis. ”The Prime Minister needs to stop being so secretive and reveal all… Read More ›
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Sussan ”SS” Ley Condemns The PM For Not Consulting Sky news Over His Choice Of T-shirt
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has condemned Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, after the PM was spotted in a Joy Division t-shirt that he had not sought approval from Sky news Australia to wear. ”I don’t step out of the… Read More ›
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Barnaby Tells One Nation And The Nationals To Consider Him The Golden Bachelor
The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden bachelor and start wooing. ”Look, this… Read More ›
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