Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue… Read More ›
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Barnaby Tells The Missus No Need To Stay Up I’m Just Off To See Coldplay
The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,… Read More ›
Party That Campaigned On Sacking 41,000 Public Servants Pissed That They Will Lose Staff
The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Appear On ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ In An Effort To Track Down His Roots
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is set to appear on the SBS show Who Do You Think You Are, in an effort to track down his roots. ”As you get older you tend to… Read More ›
Sporting Shooter And Women’s Weekly Locked In Bidding War For Barnaby’s Wedding Photos
Prominent adulterer and the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has boasted to colleagues of the interest in his upcoming shotgun wedding. With magazine titles such as Women’s Weekly and Sporting Shooter battling it our for the coverage… Read More ›