The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and… Read More ›
AFL
Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks. ”Sure,… Read More ›
Ray Hadley To Sing A Medley Of Broadway Hits At The NRL GF Following Teddy Swims’ Illness
Former radio broadcaster, Ray Hadley, has answered an SOS call from the NRL to belt out a few tunes at the Grand final following Teddy Swims unexpected illness. ”I’m not much of a singer but I know the people of… Read More ›
Thousands Of Brisbane Lions Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of back to back football champions the Brisbane Lions have swarmed to their home ground hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve waited 50 years for… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant, Jeff Jones, has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in any of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Leading Tipper In Office Footy Tipping Comp Never Watched A Game
Lisa Orton an accounts receivable officer for a Surry Hills based marketing company has proudly told colleagues that she not only has never watched a game of footy in her life, she doesn’t even know which team’s which. The statement… Read More ›
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